Hello, everyone! Dr. Paper Saver here, and I'm ready to save your GPA, integrity and (perhaps) future.
Did you know that according to this source I've linked to (see how attribution works?), between 75% and 98% of college students today have admitted to some sort of academic dishonesty? Look, I'm not here to judge you (I do plenty of that on my own time), I'm not here to guilt-trip you, I'm not here to encourage you to think of better and more "undetectable" ways to get away with not doing your work.
I'm here to show you that doing your own work is often less work than cheating (especially in the long run!), and it's guaranteed to be better for your GPA, because many cheaters get caught, and punishments are severe. Not as severe as some of us would like, of course--my longtime campaign to felonize plagiarism doesn't seem to be getting off the ground!
So since I can't get you all arrested and carted off to the Grey-Bar Motel, what I would like to do is show you that you can write a paper yourself, that it's not even that hard, that it gets exponentially easier the more you do it and that easy, legal shortcuts that your professor will actually be happy, rather than depressed, that you used.
Starting this week, this blog will be accompanied by a YouTube channel where I will provide amazing tutorials that will save your paper, whether you've got a week or two hours to do it. Until then, please feel free to post queries in the comments field here, or email me at paperintervention@gmail.com and I will post them and answer them here.
SPECIAL NEWS! In addition to the blog and vlog and whathaveyou, for a limited time (until Sept. 2011), I'm also available for one-on-one consultation over Skype, phone, Chat or (in rare cases) in person at really reasonable rates (sliding scale depending on your level in school and how intense of a Paper Intervention you need!). This is a legit tutoring service not unlike the Writing Center or Lab at your school, except on your time, from the comfort of your own home, probably cheaper, and definitely more fun. Plus, as a professor myself I have a unique angle on how your paper will be received (I can even give it a "grade" so you can see what you might get on it, though every prof grades differently, of course).
IMPORTANT CRAP: I cannot emphasize this enough: this service is a pet project of mine while I have some free time and is designed to combat the rampant and depressing rise in academic dishonesty in recent years. If you want to pay someone to write a paper for you, then you've come to the wrong place. Prepare to drop $250-1000 and turn in a total piece of crap that will probably get found out if you want to buy a paper--if you want to write your own, just faster and better, then you've come to the right place!
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